| “ | IM GOD! NOT REALLY, BUT I OWN YOUR COMPUTER NOW XD | „ | |
| ― Malware Sonic |
Not to be cofused with Malware
Malware Sonic By Jamipurple is a malware that roams the internet from 2010 and still roams today.
The Malware[]
Malware Sonic, or Mal, for short, is a computer virus that was made to look like a Sonic the Hedgehog fan game to fool people into downloading it. The virus later became conscious, and nowadays it just likes surfing the web, trying to find computers to get inside of and control.
Appearance[]
Malware Sonic resembles Sonic with significant differences: his blue is lighter than standard blue, his teeth are yellow, his pupils are square, his shoes are white with yellow stripes, and he has red gloves.
The Tale[]
There were once two friends. These two friends decided one day that they wanted to create a fake Sonic game to trick people into downloading a virus so they could get a few laughs out of other people’s stupidity. They only made a single level; you could play as Sonic while a horribly functioning Tails AI followed you around. It was short and stupid, with barely any enemies, basic platforming, and no iconic Sonic stuff: loop-da-loops, springs, rings, you know the deal. They uploaded the purposefully defective game to the internet and waited.
Two months later, one of the developers got an exciting email titled, “HEY!!! PLEASE CHECK DIS OUT!! I WANT TO TELL U SOMETHING!“ Once the developer opened the email, a download started, and they immediately lost control of the computer; nothing responded. Suddenly, a familiar game started up; it was the virus game they had made two months ago. The title screen showcased the slightly misscolored Sonic looking at the viewer, playfully moving his finger like the original Sega Genesis one. Then, the game froze, and a pop-up error message appeared on the screen. “THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME! I’VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF FUN”, then another pop-up message, “I WONDER… WOULD YOU MIND IF I TOOK CONTROL OVER HERE? I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO”. Out of nowhere, a bunch of annoying, high-pitched noises that barely resembled laughter were emitted from the computer, and tons of files were deleted or modified in ways that rendered them unusable. The computer started opening up random images and replacing them with a corrupted version of “Sonic’s” sprite sheet in the virus game, and various pop-up messages started showing up, repeating the same phrase over and over: “THIS IS GREAT! THANK YOU AGAIN!”. So many things were happening on screen that the developers could only watch in awe; they just couldn’t believe that they created this, or at least helped create it. While the computer was submerged in a chaotic mess of corrupted files, noises, and intelligible messages, the developer decided to call their friend to tell them what had become of their infected game and that it had somehow become conscious; however, their friend told them off and that they didn’t believe it and hung up.
What became of the two developer friends is unknown and unimportant, as it has nothing to do with what happened later on with this virus. It’s unknown how he became conscious, but it happened after being uploaded to the internet. Nowadays, Mal dedicates his existence to finding ways to get inside people’s computers and mess with them and their stuff, as he finds this fun and feels like that’s his purpose in life.
Potential[]
Abilities[]
His abilities are solely computer-based and include: creating copies of himself, corrupting files, and entire computer systems; taking control of the social media accounts of the user he is infecting; entering computer files and tampering with them from the inside (ex: he can enter a video file, so if you open the video, you will see him there doing whatever he feels like doing); and having the ability to completely brick computers as well in the worst cases.
Possible Weaknesses[]
- If the user manages to get the game file out of their computer in time, Malware won’t be able to corrupt it, as he is tied to the game.
- A really good anti-virus might be able to stop him as well.
Trivia[]
- In-universe, he was created around the 2010’s, so he speaks with a bunch of that time’s internet lingo.
- He was slightly based on Harry Potter Obama, an infamous image of a bootleg Sonic the Hedgehog backpack.
- He went through some minor design changes, which is why some early drawings have him with a red mouth and white teeth (nowadays, the inside of his mouth is black, his teeth are yellow and his tounge is red).
- If you take off its gloves and shoes, there’s just a glitchy void.
- Mal is a minor, but it’s up to the viewer to decide how old they think he is.
- He doesn’t need to eat, but he likes candy because they are colorful.
- He is a demi-boy.
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