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MegaRodenT Love and Learn 75 is the game of all time. Dating back to the early 2000, its gameplay, visuals, and overall story is unique for what people assume is a bootleg. But dig deeper… and there may be a secret waiting for you.
Overview[]
<insert name here> is the new student in South SIsland High, and their name depends entirely on player input…you fucking dumba-In South SIsland High, all the students and teachers have at least ONE power…because mobian…just wanted to throw that out there if you were bloody retarte-
The game is about the new kid attending school when the Valentines Festival is just a few days away, which is basically Valentines Day but more embarrassing for the loveless because you’re surrounded by judgmental sons of bitches.
Gameplay[]
MegaRodenT Love and Learn 75 works on a 5 chapter/day system, with the end of the final day being the usual end of the game where you go out or reject or whatever the fuck. You already know. You’ve watched someone play Monster Prom. Like in that game, your actions have consequences, and they can be good or bad depending on if the character you tryna seduce likes it or naw. It’s a simple game with a simple premise that doesn’t even really need this section tbh like you’ve seen the games like wtf.
No but actually, there’s certain things not like other dating sims. Yeah shopkeepers and canonical underage villains are one thing, but if you look around on certain routes in certain areas on certain days, you’ll find hidden secrets that’ll bring you down a whole rabbit hole of lore. I’m not telling you where to find them, this isn’t a guidebook, you just gotta look.
Characters[]
As a dating simulator, there is obviously a colorful cast of fucknuggets to make swoon for you. There are many guys and gals in the school, but this particular bunch is the game’s main focal point. They are, as follows,:
Mittens is quite the beefcake,being one of the school's strongest students. Don’t let the muscles fool you—this powerhouse with a heart of gold might look like he walked out of a protein shake commercial, but deep down, he’s just a big ol’ softie. Known across campus as one of the strongest students (seriously, he bench-pressed the vending machine once), Mittens hides a surprisingly tender side behind that competitive spirit. Can you be the one to unlock the warmth behind his winning smile and turn this schoolyard titan into your personal teddy bear?
Appearance[]
His vivid orange quills fan out like a warning sign, untamed and impossible to ignore, while his light tan muzzle adds a soft contrast to his otherwise intense appearance. With his usual outfit consisting of snug muscle shirts and worn-in sweatpants, he looks every bit the stereotypical jock. But take a closer look—especially at those custom spiked shoes he wears “just in case”—and you'll realize there's more to this fighter than meets the eye.
Persona[]
On the surface, Mittens fits the stereotype of a typical jock and troublemaker. With his athletic build and fearless attitude, he’s often seen stirring up chaos,whether through fights with fellow students or elaborate pranks that leave the school buzzing. His sharp quills and sharper tongue only add to his rough-around-the-edges persona. But beneath that tough exterior lies a surprisingly tender heart. Much to his own irritation, Mittens is deeply caring and emotionally intuitive, especially when it comes to his closest friends. He worries about them constantly, fretting over their well-being and offering quiet support in times of need. In fact, his concern can border on the maternal—he nags, protects, and fusses like a reluctant mother figure, though he’d never admit it out loud.
Relationships[]
TBA
Potential[]
- Superhuman Strength: Mittens is extremely strong,being able to pick up vending machines with no issue.
- Athletic Ability:Mittens is also quite great at all things athletic and such. His reaction time is also quite fast.
- Geokinesis:Mittens also can control the Earth's composure...barely. He can pull boulders out of the ground and throw them though.
- Heightened Durability:Mittens is very durable,able to take punches or blows from nearly anyone. He is noted to be one of the most durable students in Southeast Atoll High.
- Experienced Fighter:Mittens is one of the few students who often get in trouble for quarrels,and he backs up his words. Despite his name,he is not soft as he fights.
Trivia[]
- Mittens is often in battle due to someone insulting someone close to him,or they throw the first punch. He is not as much of a jerk as most think he is.
- He is an ambivert.
- Though he acts indifferent, he keeps every small gift or note someone gives him, no matter how trivial.
- He has a habit of pacing when he’s worried. When someone he cares about is upset, he’ll wear down a path in the floor.
- He talks to his houseplants.
- His favorite animal is a Sea Otter. He thinks they're "just little guys,give them a break."
- He collects keychains.
- He's also surprisingly great at cooking and knitting.
- He's the leader of his friend group.
Read between the lines and you shall find our lord and savior RomantiX
Vuur is the one wearing the mascot costume of South SIsland High‘s football team, The Bobcats. Outside the suit, he’s a complete 180 from his suited fursona. Can you crack open his shell?
Appearance[]
Vuur is a lanky anthropomorphic cat covered with beige fur from head to toe, with his muzzle and front torso being covered in white fur. He has large triangular ears with white canals, as well as long brown hair that reaches down his back. He also has a small black heart-shaped nose on his muzzle, and the end of his tail is frayed.
Persona[]
Being a shy cat with a dislike for conversation, he’s as awkward as any animal could possibly get. He also has an intense claustrophobia, but there seems to be an exception with the Jumbo suit, like that type of cramped space is safety above all others.
Potential[]
- Pyrokinesis: Vuur has accidentally caused a fire so big that it engulfed the whole school, leaving only a handful of survivors.
- Stealth: As a cat, Vuur has naturally silenced paws.
- Agility: As a cat, he’s literally built for this.
- Claws: He can climb, scratch, grab, etc.
Trivia[]
- Vuur is French for fire.
- Explains why he’s French.
- He’s based off of previous concept designs for Blaze the Cat.
"Faux" was added in the 13.2 update, she is an octopus that disguises herself as a hedgehog at school. she seemed alone and you heard rumors that she was a weirdo, but you didn't trust rumors, can you get her to open up to you and get comfortable being herself? once you get her to reveal her true form you can join the cult she is in, actions that positively involve the cult will increase her affection more than other actions
Appearance[]
her standard appearance is of a humanoid octopus with red and pink skin, her eyes are black and white and she tends to wear baggy clothing with a hoodie
Persona[]
Faux is self-conscious about her real appearance, and as such she uses her power of shape shifting to change and hide her appearance. Faux is also shy and tends to distance herself from others. having been raised in a cult setting since birth, she tends to have greater confidence when the cult is involved
Trivia[]
- she likes eating sushi but hates eating fish any other way
- she doesn't like spicy things
- she likes watching anime
- she's an only child
- the reason you can't see the suckers on her tentacles is because she makes them just look like tendrils
- she sometimes wraps her face up with her tendrils when shes shy
WIP
The Undateables[]
Despite the type of genre their game is categorized in, there are some characters you just can’t get with for one reason or another. Don’t worry, they still have their uses, and if you really wanted to, I guess you could break the game in some way, though I wouldn’t advise that. I heard the game doesn’t really like being tampered with. With all that out of the way, the undateables provided are:
Lapis Racculi is an undateable character and a shopkeeper alongside her buddy Karizzma. In her odd quest to become the #1 crime lord, she and her friend set up shop at Southeast Atoll High in hopes to gain the trust of the masses and get their business off the ground.
Appearance[]
Lapis is an anthropomorphic raccoon with mahogany fur, a white muzzle, a small black nose, and blood red eyes with one long eyelash on each one. She has black triangular ears with white canals on top of her head, a chopped off tail, and black and white-stripe markings around her eyes. On her head, she has one long ponytail with a black tip that’s held together by a yellow scrunchy.
For attire, she wears a royal purple tube top with a white trim that turns into shoulder pads, orange eyeshadow, brown gloves, white socks, and brown boots with royal purple and timberwolf toes.
Persona[]
Lapis is a mastermind of evil, or so she believes. She does indeed have a brilliant mind, but not to the extent of what she believes, only making large crafts. However, with her innate ability to fuck over reality, they work as she imagines them to. She’s unaware of this ability, but accepts Ws when they come. With her brilliant mind and outlandish goal, she has quite the ego on her, and it’s not as fragile as you might think. She’s stubborn, she’s cold, she’s the most honest 8 year old to ever spit facts with sass.
Under all the evil is a girl that wants attention and validation from others, for such concepts are unfamiliar to her as she lives her childhood. She has a soft side for those she loves, including her best friend Karizzma, and will do anything in her power to protect them long enough for them to see her way.
Potential[]
- Reality Manipulation: Best shown when her simple crafts work like high-tech weaponry, like the grenade she made with a lemon and an ear piercing, or the handheld cannon she made with popsicle sticks. Lapis is unaware of the extraordinary power she holds. Probably for the best.
- Hydrokinesis: The only power she’s aware of and can control on command, it’s exactly what it is. On top of that, she often likes to change the colors of the water to a bloody red.
- Stealth: Like a good raccoon, she’s hard to spot.
Trivia[]
- Her villain name is based on the fact that Dasani fucking sucks.
Karizzma Hornet is an undateable character and a shopkeeper alongside his buddy Lapis. Like his friend, he has an odd fascination with being the best evil to ever be, but is seemingly satisfied with his current role as Lapis’ “lackey”, for lack of a better word. Even in his spot, he has just as much potential as his buddy, so watch out.
Appearance[]
Karizzma is a small, yellow-and-black striped anthropomorphic hornet with long black antennae, translucent sky-blue wings on his back, and blood red eyes. He also has exposed yellow skin on his muzzle and arms, a long black nose, and a silver stinger.
For attire, Karizzma wears a maroon vest with broad shoulders over a red suit with a big timberwolf zipper. He also wears pointed timberwolf shoes with orange straps cuffed with white cones, white gloves with different cuffs, and a maroon cardboard helmet with an orange stripe going through, alongside white horns and edged with timberwolf.
Persona[]
Karizzma is a trickster through and through, no ifs or buts about it. He does what he wants when he wants to, and because he’s a fast flyer, he’s rarely caught. He only obeys his closest friend Lapis, as their bond is timeless as a true friendship should be. Because of his playful nature, he’s not above pranking his friends.
If tipped over the edge, Karizzma can be a volatile weapon of mass destruction. He’s a natural merciless killer that never forgets the face that wronged him. Like all hornets, he’s persistent as fuck and will hold grudges for years on end until the wringer is dead and buried by his hands alone.
Potential[]
- Fast Flight: Karizzma is the official fastest hornet alive for a reason.
- Hammer Space: He can pull the most random stuff out his ass and be nonchalant about it.
- Stealth: Like a good trickster, he’s hard to spot.
Trivia[]
- Karizzma is based on D-Sides Charmy.
- The ends of his antennae purposefully look like stilettos.
- His arms are actually two arms together to fit in his gloves.
Trivia[]
- Everything inside the game can feel when something happens to the game.
- The game and the casing it resides in has been recorded to have paranormal properties for an unknown reason.
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