| “ | I am the thing what you call a God that lives among the mobians unlike myself I am 100% a God, though I do like to kill, yes yes, killing is my favorite past time sometimes I like killing so much that I forget that I'm a God sometimes, but if the person I'm trying to kill is not so nice I'll have to get not so friendly with them and that would be a not so good thing I would do to them, but I don't always kill sometimes I just like to play with the person I'm looking at and I have such great friends that are mine like T A I L S and K N U C K L E S, but then is the no good, evil E G G M A N that must be stopped so E G G M A N doesn't do any unnecessary damage, then there's S O N I C E X E that is extra not good good, S O N I C E X E is the worse monster that ever existed in humanity, then there's M A R I O my rival, yes yes, M A R I O is my rival M A R I O likes to show off all M A R I O's fancy games, while I don't get to upset if M A R I O goes too much of the show off I do some not so nice things | „ | |
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S O N I C[]
S O N I C is a (Error: Character not found) that... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
S O N I C is a poorly made Sonic bootleg that once you started to play it, it'll give the game extreme glitches, that'll make S O N I C and everyone else into any random objects, character designs, different characters entirely, but S O N I C and everyone else will still act like none of the glitches are happening and just continue to talk but the talking are so long that the glitches rape up in weirdness and strange, even the talking become random garbles of mess, until the game can't handle it anymore and kicks you from the game
Appearance[]
S O N I C is a Sonic entity that has no ears, muzzle, stomach muzzle, white eyes and fingers, no gloves, and a wide mouth
Abilities[]
- Whatever it ERROR wants!
Story[]
(ERROR: CONNECTION LOST)
Trivia[]
- S O N I C doesn't blink S O N I C will stare you down with a thousand yard stare
- S O N I C will keep a straight face even when S O N I C's in a bad situation, S O N I C will talk about how bad the thing is but will never give an emotion
- S O N I C stared at death more times than anyone
- S O N I C can either talk for a little bit or never shut the ERROR up
- Sometimes S O N I C float and sometimes S O N I C sinks but if S O N I C's talking S O N I C will continue to talk even if S O N I C's words are muffled underwater
- When going through doors, S O N I C will faze right through the door like it's not even there
- S O N I C's eye will stare straight at <insert name here>
F R I E N D S[]
