| “ | Isn't it such a wondrous life we all live, together in harmony? | „ | |
| ― Scoggy the Hedgehog, The Scoggy Show |
Scoggy the Hedgehog is a kind-hearted hedgehog who grows plants and spreads happiness wherever he may go.
Style[]
Scoggy is a blue, spiny hedgehog with three large spikes at the back of his head. He has two beady eyes, two pointy ears, a nose that resembles Sonic's, no muzzle, and a wide smile. Scoggy wears a gray shirt, that is visibly backwards, seen by the lack of the shirt's neck. The shirt was also manufactured without arm holes, concealing Scoggy's nub-like arms. Scoggy took the tag off of his shirt sometime during 1864, around the time when Nevada became a state, as said by Scoggy himself in an interview. Scoggy does not wear pants or shoes, and does not see them as necessary. Also, he cannot find a shoe that fits his large balloon-like feet. Scoggy is canonically 3'3.
The God[]
The "God" in this case refers to the God found in Christianity, the religion in which Scoggy worships. Scoggy reads the Christian Bible at least three times per year, following the teachings of Jesus Christ. He believes that there is one true god, and once made Lord X, who he met on one occasion, very mad when Scoggy kept arguing with him every time Lord X said, "I am God."
The Chronicle[]
Scoggy "Scoggery" the Hedgehog is the son of Slenderman and Sonic.exe. They dated, got married, and had a child, but eventually got a divorce because of communication issues and because Sonic.exe wanted to get with Sonic. Slenderman grew jealous of Sonic because he was stealing his husband and so when he eventually got custody of his son Scoggy he grew to hate him because of his semblance to the blue blur. Slenderman, not wanting to be give Scoggy a bad childhood, left him on the doorstep of a Christian church to grow up and be a good person. Scoggy would go on to grow up and become a devout Christian with no knowledge of who Sonic the hedgehog even is or with any knowledge of his parents. Sometime afterwards, Scoggy created a YouTube channel where he posts crappy, low quality Garry's Mod Machinimas: https://www.youtube.com/@scoggy_official
Potential[]
Scoggy has no knowledge of his powers so most of them are unknown, but one can be traced back to him. Back in the 1930s, Scoggy sneezed and somehow caused the Dust Bowl which killed over 7,000 people and greatly damaged the agriculture of prairies in Canada and the US. This is proven by a video (which is now unfortunately lost media) taken on a New Nintendo 3DS of Scoggy sneezing and giant dust storms happening behind him at exactly the same time. Scoggy doesn't know he caused the Dust Bowl, and didn't even know it happened. He sucks at history. Additionally, Scoggy once met Lord X and beat him in an arm-wrestling-contest.
Extra Juicy Secrets[]
Scoggy lives in the real world, near the edge of a peaceful town. He has his own personal little garden that he tends to and grows his own vegetables. He has a below average amount of screen time and goes to bed at 9 PM every night. He eats 3 meals a day, with very few snacks in between (mainly vegetables). He owns his house and sells vegetables to earn a living. He likes to live a peaceful life, and lives by himself. He owns a 2016 Kia Soul. He eats his own homemade meals. if, and that's a big if, he were to somehow encounter an EXE, he would state, and I quote, "Golly gee, that guy looks kind of creepy. I wonder if he likes carrots or potatoes more," and then he would offer them both carrots and potatoes just in case they don't like one or the other. If said EXE doesn't like vegetables, he will apologize profusely, give them a good strong handshake, look them in the bloody eyes, and say, "My good pal, I am very sorry for offering you something you do not like. May I inquire about what food you do enjoy?" He also has no spice tolerance whatsoever, and cannot ingest anything spicier than salt or else he will cry, start sweating intensely, and every part of him that is blue will turn a burning red color.
Gallery[]
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