So this page is about a guy who snorts up Sprite like it’s water
| “ | YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT BITCH! WHY BE FORKLIFT CERTIFIED WHEN YOU CAN BE SPRITE SNORTER CERTIFIED?! | „ | |
The Snorter[]
This fucker is someone who beat the Sprite challenge the first time he tried it and then he tried the challenge again while he was uh playing sonic 2. And somehow he had a panic attack, like a really really bad one and no one was there to take him to the hospital so he died and so now his soul is Sonic and joyfully drinking sprite for the rest of eternity.
Appearance[]
Sprite - a goddamn sprite
Snorter - Sonic if he snorted sprite for a living
Personality[]
The hes very hyperactive, as if he has never heard the word ‘relaxation’ before. He is also, surprisingly, somewhat paranoid, adding to his frenzied persona. His IQ is pretty low aswell so don’t be surprised when you ask him what the meaning of life is and he doesn’t respond with 42.
Abilites[]
- Snort - will drink up any amount of sprite, weather it’s a 12 oz, or a 2 liter. This usually sets him off on a sugar rush and he’ll go WEEEEEE
- Teleportation - it has been said that from a certain can of sprite that was drank, he gained the ability to teleport somehow
- Frenzy/Sugar Rush - When in a frenzy from snorting that spri, this guy is even more jumpy than before. He also loses even more iq
Trivia[]
- hes gay because why the hell not
- he was made because i actually drink sprite like a madman no cap
- he doesn’t gaf if anyone thinks he’s insane for snorting a liquid
- he likes all flavors of sprite, but his absolute favorite is lemon-lime
- he may be clinically insane ngl
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