| “ | I am The Drinker, I drink my evil drinks. | „ | |
| ― The Drinker |
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The Drinker is an drinkalicous entity created by BLOCKDOG. Hes a little guy who loves drinking soda.
The Drinker[]
He is the God of death, and has the power to bring back those who have died as his minions, and create clones of them, leading to an infinite army. But he doesn't know that, and he never will! It is actually impossible for him to process that information. To him, he was just lonely, and decided to "make" some friends, none of which turned out very well. He is also The Drinker, and he drinks his evil drinks.
Appearance[]
The Drinker looks very similar to Tails, although being colored fully orange, having a more outward snout with no mouth, having only three tufts of fur on his cheeks, and having only two tufts of fur on his chest. He is almost always seen carrying his green and cyan can of soda.
Victims/Thirsters[]
Derek - The Egger[]
Derek was The Drinker's first victim, taking the appearance of Dr. Robotnik. His wiener got run over, and one of his arms is missing. His pee pee hurts quite a bit. He is the closest The Drinker ever got to actually making a friend, but he is constantly being protected by J.C. He is Eggman is because people "beat" eggs.
Mr. Charges (First name Preston) - Speed Drinker[]
Mr. Charges was The Drinker's second victim, taking the appearance of Sonic the hedgehog. He was the father of Derek, and he loved drinking beer. He died in a drunk driving accident. The correlation between his death and Derek's is currently unknown. He is forever forced to hold a beer bottle in his hand. When getting drunk, he gets the appearance of turning super and becomes "Big Chugger". This form is the closest he ever got to escaping The Drinker's control, before The Drinker learned how to control it.
Officer Jeorge Carel - JC[]
Officer Jeroge Carel was the Drinker's third victim, taking the appearance of Metal Sonic. He was a police man who had to regularly check up on Mr. Charges for drinking related reasons. He strongly advises against drinking and driving and similar actions. His death was brought upon him due to his distaste in drinking, The Drinker bringing a slow and painful death his way. His police badge is forever engraved on his forehead. He has basically completely escaped The Drinker's control, and aims to kill The Drinker. The Drinker, of course, knows this and avoids confrontation with him at all costs.
Sammy - The Choker[]
Sammy was The Drinker's fourth victim, taking the appearance of Amy Rose. She was the wife of Officer Jeorge Carel and would regularly cheat on him with Mr. Charges. She smokes a lot. It is presumed The Drinker went after her for not perusing the better addiction. She is forced to forever smoke a blunt, and to confront the sins of those she had been with.
Ms. Carriage (First name Sarah) - Moto DUMB![]
Ms. Carraige was The Drinker's fifth victim, taking the appearance of a Motobug. She was the wife of Mr. Charges and is represented as what he thinks of her, disposable. It is unknown why The Drinker sook her out. She is forever forced to hold the divorce papers she got after she discovered what Mr. Charges had been doing with Sammy.
Fred[]
Fred was The Drinker's sixth and currently last victim, taking the appearance of a Flicky. Nobody knows Fred, Fred doesn't know how he ended up here, he just did. You know who knows what Fred did? Its The Drinker.
Redspeed Drinker[]
Redspeed Drinker is not a victim, however an attempt to clone Speed Drinker with hopes of him actually wanting to be a friend. This did not turn out well, as he wont even engage with The Drinker. Instead, he stands alone in his cross arms pose muttering to himself about "fire powers" and "recolors". Everyone doesn't interact with him. He is unable to turn into a chugger form.
Personality[]
The Drinker is quite the guy. He is an energetic little man who basically does whatever he feels like, most of the time it concerning Soda. He is usually not malicious in his actions, with one big exception being the death of JC, and smaller exceptions being the rest of his victims. He likes drinking soda quite a bit. He is very open to making new friends with other exes, unless they do not like soda. He for some reason dislikes having pictures of himself available to non-friends or thirsters.
Other Media[]
The Drinker currently has a game in development titled “The Drinker: Double Trouble!”
Potential[]
- Soda: The Drinker uses his can of soda for most of his attacks, such as sending out a pushing soda blast similar to the item in baldi's basics, or holding his finger on the top of the can to create a jet of soda. This Soda can be deadly, but only when The Drinker wants it to be.
- Thirster: If someone has died, he is able to turn their soul into a Thirster, a creature that looks similar to him. While people are a thirster, he has increased control over them, but if they were to get enough power, they could easily escape his control. This almost happened with the Big Chugger.
- Close creatin: While he can technically create clones with lots of effort, they usually don't turn out very well and he gave up on every creating one after the failure with Redspeed Drinker.
- Tails: Outside of any extra powers, he is similar to canon classic Tails in strength and capability.
- Drink Makin: His skills in the creation of beverages are unmatched, being able to create practically any drink perfectly. He calls these beverage "Evil Drinks".
- Evil computer hacking: The Drinker can and will destroy any and all documentation of himself by bricking your PC, horrible news I know.
Trivia[]
- The Drinker’s fanart hashtag is “#idrinkmyevildrinks”.
- He has two different voices, one being done by his voice actor, and the other just being Tail's voice from the Sonic OVA.
- Which one is heard varies from person to person.
- His favorite drink is Soda.
- His favorite flavors of said Soda are Cherry and Grape, but he will drink basically any flavor and like it.
- His origin is Sonic Shuffle.
- Despite popular belief, his drinks are not evil.
- Emerald Hill 2P at 1.5x speed is stated to perfectly describe The Drinker.
- He is very much orange.
- His catchphrase is “I am The Drinker, I drink my evil drinks.”
- Other commonly heard phrases are “This is Drinkalicous!” or “Drinktastic!”
- His creation was based upon a gif of Tails drinking a soda.
- Despite the the game the gif hails from, Sonic Shuffle, being a modern game, The Drinker is represented by the classic characters.
- His pastimes include: Drinking Soda.
- He would lose to canon Metal Sonic in a fight.
- His favorite Sonic OST is JP Sonic CD.
- The name of JC is not related to the original creator of Sonic.exe.
- Instead it is a reference to a person who helped in the creation of The Drinker.
- A friend of the creator downloaded a picture of The Drinker, which caused the pc upon which the image was downloaded to break, needing both the PC to be factory reset and for the WIFI router to be reset.
- This was the inspiration for The Drinker's epic computer hacking skills.
- A mistake was made on The Drinker's main render, where he had a slightly brighter shade of orange.
- This was fixed on a recent revision, and it was the only change made.
Voice Lines[]
| File | Transcription |
| I am The Drinker, I drink my evil drinks. | |
| I am The Drinker, I drink my evil voiceactors... Do you want to play with me? | |
| I am The Drinker and I'm just so sad! Why do bad drinks always happen to good drinkers like me? It isn't drinkalicous, LIFE. ISNT. DRINKALICOUS! | |
| I drink my evil drinks. I got drinks to spare, it's too much to bare. I'ma run you over with my car. After your crotch starts bleeding, I'll be surprised if you make it far... I'm Dogday and I'm just so sad! Why do bad things always happen to good people- | |
| I am The Drinker, I drink my evil cocks. | |
| I am The Drinker, I drink my evil drinks. | |
| Urrrrghghe a urggrheehh, I lost. | |
| TBA. (Notice: This will eventually be split up into diffrent voicelines) |
Gallery[]
Drinkerverses are alternate forms and takes on The Drinker, and are considered official, but not cannon to the lore.
